Provide all ingredients to hungry-cranky-napless toddler.
When bib is yanked off, neglect to reattach.
Liberally allow crunching and smooshing of ingredients by hungry-cranky-napless toddler.
Liberally allow swirling of ingredients.
Continue liberal allowances until baby is done nursing or until mixture becomes gritty, orange sludge.
Makes one laundry disaster; ten sticky fingers; one satisfied, formerly hungry-cranky, but still napless toddler; and one fed baby.
Enjoy with bath followed closely by early bedtime.