Saturday, January 29, 2011


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BettieBoyd said...

Perfect! At yoga class they call JF's "up high" the Happy Baby pose!

Julie said...

Too funny! John Fletcher looks quite pleased with his exercise routine!

Wanting What I Have said...

You are stinkin' hilarious!!! And he is adorable! :)

Aunt Cacky said...

Such a happy exerciser!