Nah, the little guy wouldn't let that happen.
You say, "tea party," and he says, "I'm there."
He even got his Daddy to join us at lunchtime.
And look who we saw!
An ABC reporter asked to interview me, but having seen the other victims he'd chosen, I declined the opportunity to be cast as the harried young mother. I offered Jacob instead, but they must have thought he looked too respectable. ;)